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Law Number Xiv: After The Year 2015, There Will Be No Airplane Crashes. There Will Be No Takeoffs Either, Because Electronics Will Occupy 100 Percent Of Every Airplane's Weight.

Law Number Xx: In Any Given Year, Congress Will Appropriate The Amount Of Funding Approved The Prior Year Plus Three-fourths Of Whatever Change The Administration Requests, Minus 4-percent Tax.

Law Number Xxxvi: The Thickness Of The Proposal Required To Win A Multimillion Dollar Contract Is About One Millimeter Per Million Dollars. If All The Proposals Conforming To This Standard Were Piled On Top Of Each Other At The Bottom Of The Grand Canyon It Would Probably Be A Good Idea.

There Are Many Highly Successful Businesses In The United States. There Are Also Many Highly Paid Executives. The Policy Is Not To Intermingle The Two.

Decreased Business Base Increases Overhead. So Does Increased Business Base.