One Begins With Two People

Poor People Know Poor People, And Rich People Know Rich People. It Is One Of The Few Things La Rochefoucauld Did Not Say, But Then La Rochefoucauld Never Lived In The Bronx.

A Sharp Sense Of The Ironic Can Be The Equivalent Of The Faith That Moves Mountains. Far More Quicky Than Reason Or Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.

The Frivolity With Which All Theatrical Activity Is Conducted Has One Consoling Feature-there Are No Rules Of Behavior That Apply Regularly To Any Part Of The Theatre.

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As An Unhappy Female.