Once You've Given Advice To

When The Joy Of The Job's Gone, When It's No Fun Trying Anymore, Quit Before You're Fired.

If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In The Mirror. If You Find It There, Expect It Elsewhere.

How Would You Know What Happy Is If You've Never Been Otherwise.

Drinking More Often Brings Out The Best In The Good Than The Worst In The Bad.

When It's Your Own Fault, Things Hurt Worse Than When Someone Else Is To Blame.