[on Why She Doesn't Exercise:]

I Hated School. Even To This Day, When I See A School Bus It's Just Depressing To Me. The Poor Little Kids.

I Have Had Some Cosmetic Surgery, Especially After I Lost Weight And Stuff, And I've Had My Breasts Lifted - But Not Injected. That Would Scare Me To Death, Anyway.

When You're 40, You Can't Ride The Fence Anymore. You Gotta Make Definite Decisions About Your Life.

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.

I Look At Myself Like A Show Dog. I've Got To Keep Her Clipped And Trimmed And In Good Shape.