On The Road To Mandalay,

I Keep Six Honest Serving Men (they Taught Me All I Knew); Theirs Names Are What And Why And When And How And Where And Who.

For It's "guns This" And "guns That," And "chuck 'em Out, The Brutes," But They're The "savior Of Our Loved Ones" When The Thugs Begin To Loot.

I Have No Gift Of Words, But I Speak The Truth.

There Is No Sin Greater Than Ignorance.

Delight In The Little Things.