On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning

Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point Is Almost As Bad As None At All, But Not Quite.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

How Is The Government Going To Get The Extra Taxes? Out Of The Rich, Or Just Out Of The Poor, As Usual?

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.