[on Lisa Kudrow:] She's Like

Maybe That Whole Love Thing Is Just A Grown-up Version Of Santa Claus; Just A Myth We've Been Fed Since Childhood. So, We Keep Buying Magazines, Joining Clubs, And Doing Therapy And Watching Movies With Hit Pop Songs Played Over Love Montages All In A Pathetic Attempt To Explain Why Our Love Santa Keeps Getting Caught In The Chimney.

Motherhood Changed Me Because It Is So Fundamental What You're Doing For Another Person. And You Are Able To Do It Even Though It Takes A Lot.

All Of [motherhood] Surprised Me. It Surprised Me From The Very First Second I Saw Jack. I'd Believed That My Pregnancy Was A Condition. It Never Computed. And There He Was. Everyone Made Fun Of Me Because I Stared At Him For Months And Months, Not Being Able To Believe He Was Real.

If You Empower Women, You Can Change The World.

I Have A Very Good Life, So I Have Nothing To Complain About. Sometimes, I Just Have Existential Angst.