On Being Old. It's Not

Revenge Is What I Want. Nothing But Pure Unadulterated Revenge. But My Mother Brought Me Up To Be A Lady.

The Inhabitants Will Always See Both Sides Of An Argument So Long As It Can Result In A Fight.

I'm All For Christianity, But Insolence Must Be Put Down.

See All The Women Seated, Youth In Their Face Lifts, Old Age In Their Hands.

You Know, There Must Be Happiness Somewhere, When A Lawyer Dies.