Donald Trump Came Out As

The Republicans Are The Party Of Bad Ideas. The Democrats Are The Party Of No Ideas.

There's No Such Thing As Soy Milk. It's Soy Juice.

If It Weren’t For My Horse, I Wouldn’t Have Spent That Year In College.

I Can Pretty Much Guarantee That If I Do A Show In A Comedy Club, There Will Be Someone Who Will Come Out Of The Audience And Tell Me The Worst Joke Ever. It's Just A Guarantee.

The One Thing I Think We Learned This Year Is That The Democrats And The Republicans Are Completely Worthless.