Old Age: I Fall Asleep

Life Is Used Up All The Same, Whether We Save, Spend, Or Waste It.

Unlike Art And Sex, Money Always Arouses Interest.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.

The Aphorism Sometimes Casts Off Cynicism And Expresses Strong Feeling.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.