Oh, You Should Never, Never

Writing Itself Is A Bad Enough Trade, Rightly Held Up To Ridicule And Contempt By The Greater Part Of Mankind, And Especially By Those Who Do Real Work, Plowing, Riding, Sailing

How Slow The Shadow Creeps: But When 'tis Past How Fast The Shadows Fall. How Fast! How Fast!

It Is Sometimes Necessary To Lie Damnably In The Interests Of The Nation.

Remote And Ineffectual Don.

The World Is Full Of Double Beds And Most Delightful Maidenheads, Which Being So, There's No Excuse For Sodomy Or Self-abuse.