Oh, There's Plenty Of Reasons.

All Tapes Left In A Car For More Than About A Fortnight Metamorphose Into Best Of Queen Albums.

It's Either Because Of The Number Of Times The Scholar Puts The Boot Into Peter Jackson The Director Of The Lord Of The Rings Films Or Is Making A Point They Have Never Heard Of.

Oh, Well...up Until Now It Had Been A Good Day, In A Horrible Kind Of Way.

People Don't Like To Say Comic So They Say Graphic Novel, Despite The Fact That I Don't Think The True Graphic Novel Has Been Written Anywhere.

He Was Certain He Was Anorectic, Because Every Time He Looked In A Mirror He Saw A Fat Man. It Was The Archchancellor, Standing Behind Him And Shouting At Him.