Oh, My Tattered Rags Are

It Is Not Unseemly For A Man To Die Fighting In Defense Of His Country.

If You Don't Like Your Job, You Don't Strike! You Just Go In Every Day, And Do It Really Half Assed. That's The American Way.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

Few Sons Are Equal To Their Fathers; Most Fall Short, All Too Few Surpass Them.

Our Fruitless Labours Mourn, And Only Rich In Barren Fame Return.