Oh It's True, It's Damn

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

I Love Vince Mcmahon. He Came Up With The Character. He Ran With It, And Then I Was Able To Run With It. I Thank Him For The Opportunity He Gave Me. Vince Mcmahon Was One Of My Best Friends, Period.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.