Oh, I'll Never Leave Montana,

Welcome To Fight Club. The First Rule Of Fight Club Is: You Do Not Talk About Fight Club. The Second Rule Of Fight Club Is: You Do Not Talk About Fight Club!

My Family Worry For Me Because I'm Gonna Burn In An Eternal Pit Of Fire.

I Look And There's Our Boy From Vietnam And Our Daughter From Ethiopia, And Our Girl Was Born In Namibia, And Our Son Is From Cambodia, And They're Brothers And Sisters, Man. They're Brothers And Sisters And It's A Sight For Elation.

I Believe Everyone Should Have The Same Rights. They Say Gay Marriage Ruins Families And Hurts Kids. Well, I've Had The Privilege Of Seeing My Gay Friends Being Parents And Watching Their Kids Grow Up In A Loving Environment.

It May Be A Brief Interruption - Just A Few Seconds - But What If Someone Sitting Near You Is Trying To Make A Decent Bootleg? Did You Ever Think Of That? Now All Those Street-corner Copies Are Permanently Defiled By Your So-called 'emergency.' Don't Be So Damn Selfish.