Oh, I Would Probably Have

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.

I'm Not Afraid To Shake Up The System, And Government Needs More Shaking Up Than Any Other System I Know.

I Have An Awfully Good Life.

The Here And Now Is All We Have, And If We Play It Right It's All We'll Need.

I Have Always Had The Feeling I Could Do Anything And My Dad Told Me I Could. I Was In College Before I Found Out He Might Be Wrong.