Oh I Used To Be

The Cost Of Living In Sin Would Make A Poor Man Out Of Paul Getty.

You Swore You Wouldn't Shout. If It's Not Your Punch, Then It's Your Pout.

And I'm Up While The Dawn Is Breaking, Even Though My Heart Is Aching. I Should Be Drinking A Toast To Absent Friends Instead Of These Comedians.

I'm Not Going To Get Too Sentimental, Like Those Other Sticker Valentines, 'cause I Don't Know If You Are Loving Some Body. I Only Know It Isn't Mine.

My Family Calls Me Declan. But Most People Call Me E.c. I Think It Comes From My Dad. It's An Irish Convention. You Usually Call The First Child By The Initials.