Oh Great, Socks. You Know

It's Not As If Ten Years Ago, We Were Like, 'i Wish I Could Take Low Quality Photos Of My Dessert.'

Actually, The Reason I Look Like This Is Because My Father Was From Sweden And My Mother Was Elton John.

Ironically, To My Children, Bedtime Is A Punishment That Violates Their Basic Rights As Human Beings.

It's Kind Of Hard To Articulate, But, Like, This Notion Of Mercy, Forgiveness, Was Very Appealing For Me. It Was Very Profound. And It Had A Deep Impact, And I Think It Still Does.

I'd Have To Say Sunset Salsa. Nothing Against Honey Lime, But It's For Losers.