Oh Great, Socks. You Know

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.

I Worked On Usa Today As A Topic For While. I Tried To Do Something On Hand Chairs, Chairs That Look Like Hands. I Really Tried. But Some Topics Are Not Truly Universal.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

We’re Never Satisfied When It Comes To Food. ‘you Know What’d Be Good On This Burger? A Ham Sandwich. Instead Of A Bun, Let’s Use Two Donuts. That Way We Can Have It For Breakfast. Look Out Mcgriddle. Here Comes The Donut-ham-hamburger!’

That's My Private Business. Besides, The Perception Is That People That Believe In God Are Stupid.