Oh, God, I Don't Know

I've Really Never Written About My Relationships, Or Things Like That. I Wouldn't Want To Divulge Things That Were Too Private.

I Hid My Underwear Beneath A Parked Peugeot.

There Are So Many Talented Young Writers Named Jonathan, With Whom By Comparison I Suffer Terribly.

For Me, The Past Is Dead. Can't Go Back.

I Am Always The Source Of The Worst Rumors About Myself.