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As A Successful Romantic Novelist - One Of My Publishers Is Mills & Boon - I Create The Sort Of Male Heroes That No Woman Could Fail To Adore And Few Real Men Could Hope To Emulate.

That's As Nutty As Squirrel Turds

Christ On A Cracker. You Raped Achilles!

When The Thrill Of His Body Fades Or Changes, And The Difficulties Of Pledging Yourself To Only One Person Surface, Kindness Will Be The Balm That Soothes The Wounds Of Life.

No Matter What Bullshit You Heard, Hes Still Mine! He'll Always Be Mine