Oh, Don't Let's Ask For

You Know What Nostalgia Is, Don't You? It's Basically A Matter Of Recalling The Fun Without Reliving The Pain.

Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

The Key To Life Is Accepting Challenges. Once Someone Stops Doing This, He's Dead.

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.