Oh, And I’m Also Happy

Maybe Everyone Else Thinks Your Aversion To Food Is Cute- But Not Me. I've Watched You Watch Jill. Here's Some Tough Love: You Will Never, Ever Have Her Body. Ever. It's Impossible. She's Moroi. You're Human. That's Biology. You Have A Great One, One That Most Humans Would Kill For- And You'd Look Even Better If You Put On A Little Weight. Five Pounds Would Be A Good Start. Hide The Ribs. Get A Bigger Bra Size

Good God," I Said. "this Is The Most Stereotypical Vampire Food Ever." "only If It Was Raw. What Do You Think?" "it's Good," I Said Reluctantly. Who Knew That Bacon Would Have Made All The Difference? "really Good. I Think You Have A Promising Future As A Housewife While Lissa Works And Makes Millions Of Dollars." "funny, That's Exactly My Dream.

There's A Guy Chasing Me!" I Called As I Headed Out The Door.

You Kill Me, Rose," He Said Melodramatically. "every Day Is Agony Without You. Empty. Alone. I Pine For You, Wondering If You're Even Still Alive.

Adrian Tipped My Face Up Toward His And Kissed Me. Like Always, The World Around Me Stopped Moving. No, The World Became Adrian, Only Adrian.