Often It Doesn't Occur To

My 12-year-old Daughter Said To Me, "enough With The Subtitles, Daddy, For Crying Out Loud." Because They Always Seem To Cloud The Issue Rather Than Clarify It.

[on Stds] This Be Nature’s Way Of Recommending Monogamy.

Every Day, The Dispensing Of Existence.... Its Face Is Fierce And Distant And Ancient.

My Father Always Had Doubts About The Booker Prize, Although They Evaporated On The Announcement That He Had Won It.

He Didn't Want To Please His Readers. He Wanted To Stretch Them Until They Twanged.