Of Course, Everyone Wants To

Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less Traveled For A Reason.

Dating Is Pressure And Tension. What Is A Date, Really, But A Job Interview That Lasts All Night?

Let's Face It, The Human Body Is Like A Condominium Apartment. The Thing That Keeps You Really Enjoying It Is The Maintenance. There's A Tremendous Amount Of Daily, Weekly, Monthly And Yearly Work That Has To Be Done. From Showering To Open Heart Surgery, We're Always Doing Something To Ourselves. If Your Body Was A Used Car, You Wouldn't Buy It.

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

A Movie Is Kind Of Like Being The Captain Of A Ship, Which Is Nice, But When I Perform By Myself It's Just Surfing On The Water And Nobody Really Knows What Happens.