Of All Creatures On Earth,

A Day's Pay For A Day's Work Is More Than Adequate When Both The Work And The Pay Are Appreciated As Much As They Are Expected.

Laughing At Our Mistakes Can Lengthen Our Own Life. Laughing At Someone Else's Can Shorten It.

Talk Is Cheap - Except When Congress Does It.

The Gratification Of A Thoughtless Pleasure Soon Evaporates; The Pleasure Of A Gratifying Thought Never Ends.

Saying What We Think Gives Us A Wider Conversational Range Than Saying What We Know.