Obviously I'm Not A Role

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.