Observe Decorum, And It Will

Awakening In The Morning Returns Us To Life, And To Awareness Of Death.

At The Dinner Table, If You Can't Think Of Anything To Say, Sit Quietly. Don't Throw Rolls, Or Chew On Your Napkin.

Money Is A Better Tonic Than Geritol.

New York Loves Itself In An Unkind And Fanatical Way.

To A Suicide: You Just Poisoned The Wrong Person.