Obama Is Running Again For

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

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Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.