Obama Is Running Again For

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.