Nudity Is For My Boyfriend

You Know, One Of My Biggest Dreams In Life Is To Play A Disney Princess.

My Grandmother Lives On A Farm. And Growing Up, I Assumed That The Animals That I Was Eating And The Animals That I Was Wearing All Came From Farms Like My Grandmother's. They All Had Names, They Were All Smothered With Love, And They All Lived To Be Very Old.

One Time I Had Too Many Heinekens And I Googled Myself And Realized That That Was A Very, Very Bad Combination.

I Cherish All Of The Times I've Fallen On My Face And Made Mistakes, Because Those Experiences Have Made Me Who I Am.

Why Do Only Boys Get To Chase? Nuh-uh! If Anything, I Think This Whole Sitting Back And Waiting Thing Can Be Self-sabotaging. We Have To Send Up Flares. We Have To Let Guys Know We're Open For Business.