Nowadays It's Not Who Wears

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

A Batch Of Credit Cards Fattens A Wallet Before It Thins It.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.