Nowadays I'm Not Even Sure

One Thing Young People Have To Always Keep In Mind When Deciding What They Want To Do With Their Lives Is, Is It Fun? Is It Something That I'm Interested In? Is It Something I Enjoy?

But Here's The Deal: If I Were Smart, I Could Figure Out Curling. If I Were Even Smarter, I Could Figure Out Why People Would Actually Watch Other People Doing It. I Have Tried. I Can't. I Can't Even Figure Out The Object Of The Game. Is It Like Darts? I Just Don't Get It.

A Great Deal Of Our Ratings On The Morning News Are People Who Died During The Night With Their Tv On.

Had There Been A Reporter Along With Lieutenant Calley When He Massacred Those People In Vietnam, I Think That Probably Wouldn't Have Happened.

The Government's View Is That The Best Time To Announce Bad News, News That It Doesn't Want The Public To Dwell On Is Late On A Friday, When It Will Wind Up In The Saturday Papers, Which If You Were Readers, Then The Week Day Editions. A Holiday Weekend Is Even Better.