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We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.

I Believed In Global Warming After Al Gore's Movie Made Money; The Market Had Spoken.

Divorce Is Marital Welfare.it’s Just Couples Asking Society To Bail Them Out Because They Didn’t Do Enough Research Before They Got Married.

If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor, I Am In Huge Trouble.

I'm A Junkie For Exhaustion, And I'm A Junkie For Setting Up My Expectations Too High And Then Trying To Meet Them.