Now You Know That You

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

At Four O'clock In The Morning Most People Have Been Asleep For Hours, But At Four O'clock In The Morning The Night-club Children Of A Few Years Ago Were Just Getting Hot. The Band Jazzed At Full Blast. The Air Was So Thick You Could Pick It Up In Handfulls And Through It Around Like Snowballs. The Dance-floors Were Crowded With Couples Who Couldn't Do Anything But Wiggle Hips And Feet.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.