Now You Know," I Said

Perhaps There Could Be No Joy On This Planet Without An Equal Weight Of Pain To Balance It Out On Some Unknown Scale.

If We Could Bottle Your Luck, We'd Have A Weapon Of Mass Destruction On Our Hands.

It's Something About The Inevitability. How Nothing Can Keep Them Apart--not Her Selfishness, Or His Evil, Or Even Death, In The End...their Love Is Their Only Redeeming Quality.

Ew. Someone Put The Dog Out, "rosalie Murmured Wrinkling Her Nose. Have You Herd This One, Psycho? How Do A Blond's Brain Cells Die?" She Didn't Say Anything. Well?" I Asked."do You Know The Punch Line Or Not?" She Looked Pointedly At The Tv And Ignored Me. Has She Heard It?" I Asked Edward. No." He Answered. Awesome. So You'll Enjoy This, Bloodsucker--a Blond's Brain Cells Die Alone.

We're Lucky Esme Thought To Add An Extra Room. No One Was Planning For Ness-renesmee." I Frowned At Him, My Thoughts Channeled Down A Less Pleasant Path. "not You Too," I Complained. "sorry, Love. I Hear It In Their Thoughts All The Time, You Know. It's Rubbing Off On Me. I Sighed. My Baby, The Sea Serpent. Maybe There Was No Help For It. Well, I Wasn't Giving In.