Now. Now Is The Most

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.