Now My Wife May Think

I'm Grateful My Teenaged Daughter Is Healthy And Well And For The Work I Do To Make A Living.

I Hate Using The Word Coagulant.

If I Took My Turkey Out Of The Refrigerator And, Like, Threw It In A Dumpster Or Drug It Down The Street In New York For A While [it Will Make People Sick].

Flame Is Bad. Flame Does Nasty Things To Food. It Makes Soot And It Makes Deposits Of Various Chemicals That Are Not Too Good For Us. The Last Thing You Really Want To See Licking At Your Food While It's On A Grill Is An Actual Flame.

The Only Unitasker Allowed In My Kitchen Is A Fire Extinguisher.