Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.

When A Man Is Tired Of New York He Is Tired Of Work. And Thought. And Cheesecake.

Love Is When Each Person Is More Concerned For The Other Than For One's Self.

Love Is Staying Up All Night With A Sick Child - Or A Healthy Adult.

A Broad Definition Of Crime In England Is That It Is Any Lower-class Activity That Is Displeasing To The Upper Class.