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If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.

I Don't Think I'd Ever Get Thin, But I Don't See Why I Should Necessarily Think That I Couldn't You Can't Live Your Life For Your Routines.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.