Nothing Will Stop You Being

The Really Good Idea Is Always Traceable Back Quite A Long Way, Often To A Not Very Good Idea Which Sparked Off Another Idea That Was Only Slightly Better, Which Somebody Else Misunderstood In Such A Way That They Then Said Something Which Was Really Rather Interesting.

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.

I Was A Terrible Dancer. I Dance Like An Englishman.

I Get Bored Easily. I've Been Bored Most Of My Life.

If God Did Not Intend For Us To Eat Animals, Then Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?