Nothing Will Stop You Being

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

The Trouble With The British Is That They Are Not Interested In Ideas. If Jesus Came Back Today And Offered To Speak For An Hour On British Television, They Would Say, "what! Another Talking Head?

It's Easier To Be Creative If You've Got Other People To Play With.

I Learned A Lot Of Things About Literature Talking To People At The Publishing Company. Did You Know That About 90 Percent Of Celebrity Autobiographies Are Ghostwritten?

I Don't Understand Why Very, Very Rich People Want To Have Even More Money Than They've Already Got.