Nothing Shortens A Journey So

The English Think That Incompetence Is The Same Thing As Sincerity.

If Love Means Anything At All It Means Extending Your Hand To The Unlovable.

I Had A Friend Who Had Two Degrees Of Being Made Up: When Invited I Would Say 'can I Make Up?' And He Would Say 'oh Yes - Tinted?', Or He Would Say, 'oh Yes - Clotted?'

You Can Behave As Badly As You Like In America. Nobody Notices.

Vice Is Its Own Reward.