Nothing Makes People Crosser Than

Life Itself, She Thought, As She Went Upstairs To Dress For Dinner, Was Stranger Than Dreams And Far, Far More Disordered.

People In Towns Are Always Preoccupied. 'have I Missed The Bus? Have I Forgotten The Potatoes? Can I Get Across The Road?

Americans Relate All Effort, All Work, And All Of Life Itself To The Dollar. Their Talk Is Of Nothing But Dollars.

A Typical Irish Dinner Would Be: Cream Flavored With Lobster, Cream With Bits Of Veal In It, Green Peas And Cream, Cream Cheese, Cream Flavored With Strawberries.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry' Is A Aphorism Which Has Saved Many An English Spinster From Being Treated Like An Indian Widow.