Nothing Makes Me Happier Than

I Am A Lover Like No Lover Has Ever Loved Before!

I've Never Been A Blind Romantic.

I've Never Had Good Fortune With Sequels. Everyone Says This Time Is Going To Be Better. And Then I've Done Them And They've Just Been Not - They Weren't Better.

I Never Felt I Was Missing Anything Ever Until One Day I Stopped Long Enough To Smell The Roses Outside Of This Little Treadmill I'd Gotten Myself Onto And I Realised There Were Other Things That I Like That I Didn't Know. I Realised I Didn't Like Certain Things In My Life That I Then Got Rid Of And It Just Opened The Door To A Plethora Of Other Things That Entered.

People Who Do Comedy Really Are The Nastiest People On The Planet.