Nothing Is Wonderful When You

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

There Is Something In The Red Of A Raspberry Pie That Looks As Good To A Man As The Red In A Sheep Looks To A Wolf.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.