Nothing Is Stranger To Man

It's Not Possible To Search For God Using The Methods Of A Detective... There Is No Way. You Can Only Wait Till God's Axe Severs Your Roots: Then You Will Understand That You Are Here Only Through A Miracle, And You Will Remain Fixed Forever In Wonderment And Equilibrium.

Let No One Think That Real Gardening Is A Bucolic And Meditative Occupation. It Is An Insatiable Passion, Like Everything Else To Which A Man Gives His Heart.

Robots Of The World, You Are Ordered To Exterminate The Human Race. Do Not Spare The Men. Do Not Spare The Women. Preserve Only The Factories, Railroads, Machines, Mines, And Raw Materials. Destroy Everything Else. Then Return To Work. Work Must Not Cease.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.