Nothing Is So Boring As

Aig [f.-m. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e Don't Say Much; 'e Don't, So To Say, Say Nothin'; But What 'e Don't Say Don't Mean Nothin', Not 'arf. But When 'e Do Say Something--my Gawd!

I Am A Believer In Punctuality Though It Makes Me Very Lonely

In Betting On Races, There Are Two Elements That Are Never Lacking - Hope As Hope, And An Incomplete Recollection Of The Past.

What Kind Of Life A Dog . . . Acquires. I Have Sometimes Tried To Imagine By Kneeling Or Lying Full Length On The Ground And Looking Up. The World Then Becomes Strangely Incomplete; One Sees Little But Legs.

Every Cat Is Really The Most Beautiful Woman In The Room.