... Nothing Is So Boring

I Would Like It To Be Said That I Was A Good Writer Of Detective And Thriller Stories.

Unless You Are Good At Guessing, It Is Not Much Use Being A Detective.

But I Know Human Nature, My Friend, And I Tell You That, Suddenly Confronted With The Possibility Of Being Tried For Murder, The Most Innocent Person Will Lose His Head And Do The Most Absurd Things.

The Young People Think The Old People Are Fools -- But The Old People Know The Young People Are Fools.

I Have No Pity For Myself Either. So Let It Be Veronal. But I Wish Hercule Poirot Had Never Retired From Work And Come Here To Grow Vegetable Marrows.