Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I Always Wish The Hotels Were Like They Are In Movies And Tv Shows, Where If You're In Paris, Right Outside Your Window Is The Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, The Pyramids Are Right There. In The Movies, Every Hotel Has A Monument Right Outside Your Window. My Hotel Rooms Overlook The Garbage Dumpster In The Back Alley.

I Can't Even Find Someone For A Platonic Relationship, Much Less The Kind Where Someone Wants To See Me Naked.

I Just Don't Accept Midgets As Human Beings. There's Only So Much Political Correctness I Can Accept.

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

My Family Originally Lived In Brooklyn. Our First Apartment Was A Little Place Above My Father And Uncle's Hardware Store In Coney Island. Now, Don't Get The Impression That We Were Surrounded By Merry-go-rounds, Roller Coasters And Ferris Wheels. Nope, This Was A Little Side Street.