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Advice, Then, Young Yeoman: When Referring To The King's Middle Daughter, State That She Is Fair, Speculate That She Is Pious, But Unless You'd Like To Spend Your Watch Looking For The Box Where Your Head Is Kept, Resist The Urge To Wax Ignorant On Her Naughty Bits." -pocket I Don't Know What That Means, Sir." -yeoman Speak Not Of Regan's Shaggacity, Son" [...] -pocket

Don't Drive Drunk. Ever. Don't Shag Anyone You Don't Like, Or Who Doesn't Like You. Get A Look At How People Live In A Place Where You Don't. Suffering Is Over-rated, Don't Pursue It. Ask For Help When You Need It, Don't When You Don't, And Learn To Recognize The Difference. Don't Confuse Movement And Progress. Be Kind. Be Forgiving. Pay Attention.

After All The Evidence Is In--after You've Run All The Facts By Everything You Know--and You're Still Lost, You Have To Do Some Things On Faith.

You Want Me And I Want You. Right?" Who Did She Think She Was? You Can't Just Go Around Blurting Out The Truth Like A Prophet With Tourette's Syndrome. He Said, "well, I Guess. Yeah, That's Right.

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