Nobody Would Hire Me For

Tammy Faye, I Really Like The Woman. I Wanted To Be Her Kid.

I Got Involved In Cocaine Because I Needed To Lose Weight. I Felt The Pressure Living Here. I Took It To Wake Me Up And Keep Me Moving.

Jim Bakker Ripped Off The Bedspread And Said, My Wife Doesn't Make Me Feel Like A Man Anymore.

Church Is Great, But I Found My Church Here. Hugh Hefner Has Been Nothing But A Gentleman.

If He Wants To Blow His Head Off, Let Him. I Don't Give A Damn About Jim Bakker.