Nobody Wants His Cause Near

Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

Every Time Somebody Has Thought Of Relief For The Farmer It Has Been To Make It So He Could Borrow More Money. What He Needs Is Some Way To Pay Back. Not Some Way To Borrow More.

Legalize Racing In Every State. Sure People Will Bet, But They Get To See The Horses Run And You Certain Can't See General Motors And General Electric And General Utility Run When You Bet On Them.

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week